Day 5 - No more talking!

Well woke up in a better mood today so much so that decided I would venture out to church forgetting I look like a hideous monster... can't imagine the stories strangers must conjure up to why I look like this ?fight ?fallen ?Quasimodo etc.

Well singing in silence was interesting felt very out of place although everybody was especially kind now saying I look more like my brother (sorry, mate) and some people even said I

'Look Sweet' 

Well didn't last long in church came home before the sermon started as was worried my snoring would be a little rude in the middle of the talk.

As you can see I can now do a half-hearted smile but believe me this is using every one of my muscle to pull this wonderful pose. I also tried again drinking out a straw but when you have no idea where your mouth, lips, nose etc are this is extremely challenging and with all the suction power I could muster in this body and my mum encouraging me with words such as

it''s halfway there! 
Keep sucking! 

I could still only manage to get the liquid half way up the straw.

Note: My nose still looks huge, not keen on this new look but I am hoping, praying, willing it to be swelling and that it will reduce otherwise I shall be having words with my surgeon.

This afternoon/evening have felt so unbelievably poorly my temperature still rocking up high and my jaw hurting like hell so have decided that I am going to do no more talking for rest of day however this is proving very difficult when my mum and housemate are laughing (at my expense) calling me chubby chops and making me giggle as well.

2nd note: Laughing/giggling hurts so bad! I hereby banish any sort of humour in my life whether on TV, reading, people saying stuff etc. I need to live a life of solemn, doom and misery just until it no longer hurts to laugh.

So I live today's blog on a sad sad note.....