Although the beauty of sleep was quickly crushed by the fact I was bleeding some sort of grotesque, red/brown gunk from my mouth. Where it was coming from I couldn't work out, and made even more difficult when you can't feel anything.
This is my mug shot for the day although I would say I look a little more swollen today not sure why and my nose still looks huge!!! Thanks to my housemate and mum who keep taking the mickey out of my me and my
Pinocchio
I again have felt more energised today so decided to venture out the house with mum in tow, in order to go out I need a few essentials:
- Dark Sunglasses (in case the paparazzi are out)
- Bottle water & straw
- Meds (this can be highely amusing to syringe yourself these in the car with a numb face resulting in a number of times me missing my mouth)
- Towel/muslin (stupid stupid dribbling)
This is a demonstration of what I leave the house looking like, not sure whether it is safer to look like this and not scare the children or risk being arrested for looking highly dodgy.
So the lucky people of Ikea got to bear witness to the infinite Harriet Adams and be graced with my beauty and charm!!! So purchased a new wardrobe and chest of drawers for Mum of which she then manages to walk out leaving them behind (hilarious) sometimes I wonder her true hair colour?
I have started to notice the sheer number of commercials about food, or how much people talk about food. Also thanks goes to people (especially Sam) for offering me food that I obviously cannot eat, just making life more miserable but them having a giggle at my expense.
So goodnight for today people zzzzz
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